Glasses and Bows

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
… 
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OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

… 

… 

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.

Salad bar in clawfoot tubs. Beau Jo’s for the win! (Taken with instagram)

Salad bar in clawfoot tubs. Beau Jo’s for the win! (Taken with instagram)

Laundromat / internet cafe / computer store / tanning salon / motel?  Idaho Springs, it’s been fun (Taken with instagram)

Laundromat / internet cafe / computer store / tanning salon / motel? Idaho Springs, it’s been fun (Taken with instagram)

olivialovesong:

This could seriously be part of my vows. 

olivialovesong:

This could seriously be part of my vows. 

(via epicadventuresof)

did-you-kno:

Source

Thereby preventing hipsters from reproducing, thus keeping them as “original” as possible!  BRILLIANT.

did-you-kno:

Source

Thereby preventing hipsters from reproducing, thus keeping them as “original” as possible!  BRILLIANT.

eatsleepdraw:

He looks grizzled, but he just wants to know if you’re okay.

eatsleepdraw:

He looks grizzled, but he just wants to know if you’re okay.

My house for the summer! (Taken with instagram)

My house for the summer! (Taken with instagram)

How about some Nickelback for your flight to Colorado? (Taken with instagram)

How about some Nickelback for your flight to Colorado? (Taken with instagram)